Extractin' the Tooth While I Hover (Tempted)

Share on Facebook    Share on Twitter
A parody of a song by Squeeze.
Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 01/21/2020  Released: 01/22/2020  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

She bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste.
And I said “your tooth’s decayed.”
I charged her way too much
‘Cause someone’s gotta pay
For my hoverboard obsession
Now I’m happy to say...

Extracting that tooth while I hover!
Exacting this new skill I’ve discovered.
I’ve got it going on!
My lawyer’s a moron.
I can hover!
Extracted that tooth while I hovered
They sacked me but my skills they all covet!

*A parody of "Tempted" by Squeeze

Related Songs

Old Time Rock n Roll! by Brad Weiss
Pickle Problem by Kj Ohnstad
Have I Told You Lately That I Had That? by Kj Ohnstad
This Town Stinks! by Kj Ohnstad
Now Bootsie's Finally Talkin' by Kj Ohnstad

Comments

Your Name
Anti-SPAM
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Still in vintage Kj form. Love it!
    2203 days ago.
  • Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
    Brilliant
    2203 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Excellent!
    2205 days ago.