Lyrics

Based on an idea by Bill Pitcher. Thanks, Bill!

Lyrics:
Quip’s electric!

What’s with this toothbrush? (Quip's electric!)
I do love free stuff. (Quip's electric!)
But why’s it shaking? (Quip's electric!)

A pair of Double-A’s.
Really gets the juices flowing.
I don’t understand it,
Just keep the royalties rolling!

It's mystifying.
(Quip’s electric! Boogie woogie, woogie!)
But I'm gonna try it.
(Quip’s electric! Boogie woogie, woogie!)
This time I ain't scared.
Do you think this thing grows hair?
(Quip’s electric! Boogie woogie, woogie!)

*A parody of Electric Boogie by Marcia Griffiths