Lyrics

Dr. Hof Wof has just met Alexa
after 5 years living with her in his home
He just wanted to hear that Billy Joel song
Now I don't think he can leave her alone

She's got his forecast, she knows how to milk a cow
She can name the Rascals, Tony loves his new gal-pal
She knows your Wifi and can hear everything you say
just ask her and she'll tell you Cindy Boren's age

Tell me how long should I boil my eggs, Alexa?
I need to know the score of last night's Wizards game
No I can't believe I just met you, Alexa
Did you know I'm in the Hall and on the Wall of Fame?
(Hoffffffffffffff Wofffffffffffffffffff)

By Joe Aro
Parody of THE DOWNEASTER ALEXA by BILLY JOEL