Lyrics

You get up every morning and your podcast needs performing
So you head to your bar in the city
There’s a big crowd outside and they’re standin’ on a line
Oops, they’re waiting for the bus… what a pity!

And if Nigel’s done on time, you’ll be out of there by nine
Hit the gym, PTI, then you’re through
While over on Wisconsin, it’s consistent and it’s constant
Your lonely staff got nothin’ to do

So now you’re goin’ out of business (that was fun)
Goin’ out of business (now you’re done)
Yeah, you’re going out of business (it’s all gone)
Goin’ out of business how’d it last this long?

A parody of Bachman Turner Overdrive, "Taking Care of Business"