Lyrics

Hey, my back is achin' and there’s pain runnin’ down my leg, I can’t walk
And now my knee is achin’ and there’s fluid runnin’ down my leg, it won’t stop
I’m fallin’ apart, I think I’ll spend the day in bed, it hurts a lot (ow)

I went to see the doctor to get me a scrip, scrip, scrip
She said "Now listen here Tony, you got a disc that slipped
I hear you love to play golf you gotta quit, quit, quit
‘cause your next swing could break your hip, hip, hip!”

I said my leg is achin’
fluid’s running down my leg, drippity drop
I’m fallin’ apart, soon there will be nothing left

A parody of Dion, “Drip Drop”