If I Were A Restauranteur

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A parody of a song by Bobby Darin.
Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 08/13/2019  Released: 08/28/2019  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

If I were a restauranteur
and you were real hungry
would you visit me every day
would you spend lots of money?

If I showed up at 6 am
to tape a podcast
would you stand on line in the dark
then order some breakfast

I’ll probably end up penniless
My restaurant ends in sorrow
I opened up yesterday
I’m closing tomorrow

A parody of Bobby Darin, “If I Were A Carpenter”

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