Lyrics

If I were a restauranteur
and you were real hungry
would you visit me every day
would you spend lots of money?

If I showed up at 6 am
to tape a podcast
would you stand on line in the dark
then order some breakfast

I’ll probably end up penniless
My restaurant ends in sorrow
I opened up yesterday
I’m closing tomorrow

A parody of Bobby Darin, “If I Were A Carpenter”