Lyrics

Well, Labor Day's long past, Tony's still here
this has got to be some kind of dream
He's barely taken any days off from work
Is the man some kind of machine?

He even shows up to PTI
well-dressed, well-groomed
thick orange makeup and a little hair dye
H-ooo!
Tony, take it easy, let's keep this show going
It's a marathon not a sprint
Just remember that you're not young
'Cause gramps like you should only work if you're having fun!
I hope you're having fun...

A parody of Bruce Springsteen, "Born to Run"