Darkness 2020

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A parody of a song by Bruce Springsteen.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 05/06/2020  Released: 05/13/2020  First aired: 06/17/2020

Lyrics

Darkness on the Edge of Town

Well, he’s still hoping he can walk up to tellers
Banking apps just can’t be found on his phone
Yeah, I hear he's a curmudgeonly feller
And his style is just to gripe and groan

Well, if he wants to get cash
You can tell him that its easily found
Tell him there's a spot just outside the bank
His choice is use the drive through or the ATM
Just use the drive through or the ATM

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    So good and the show clips are just so fab!
    1513 days ago.
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    This makes me happy.
    1513 days ago.