Lyrics

I did a show from my own restaurant
Now the bank tells me I’m not welcome there

Listen
do you want to host my podcast?
Can you offer me free food?
Whoa-oh-oh,
Really
I can get started today
I hope your customers will stay
I think I’ll use that booth, ooh

If you host my show here’s my guarantee
I’ll draw a crowd of up to three!

Where are you going?
Don't you want to host my podcast?
Though we don’t travel very well, oh no…
let’s do this
Sign this contract here and here
Now let me tell you about deer
They eat all my fruit

A parody of The Beatles, "Do You Want To Know A Secret?"