Let It Bleed (Let It Be)

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A parody of a song by The Beatles.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 02/18/2018  Released: 02/18/2019  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Another nose bleed anthem. Because we care, of course!

"Let It Be"

I went to the ER fearing trouble
Sure it was the end of me
Dried out capillaries
My nose bleeds

My mood was one of darkness
My whole life it flashed in front of me
Plus, my doctor’s Doogie Howser
My nose bleeds

My nose bleeds, yes it bleeds, did I mention all these nose bleeds?
Or the balloon they put up my nose,
So it won’t bleed?

And when the woman to whom I’m related by marriage
Turns the thermostat to 83
Saps the house of humidity
And I bleed


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  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Thanks, Joe!
    2329 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Beautifully done. Very funny!!
    2331 days ago.