Lyrics

I own a restaurant with a really dingy basement
I’d like to spruce it up with a mural of me and my friends
Oh, so I offered major exposure
Jeannie asked me if I was sober
or just depraved?

I found out it’s tough to run a restaurant
All the workermen I hire they refuse to work for free
No, the waiters don’t want PTI hats
and the artists only want cash
so I guess I will pay, yeah
But I'm keeping the paint
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I’m keeping the paint
all the brushes and paint

A parody of Billy Joel, “Keeping the Faith"