Lyrics

To commemorate my TWO HUNDREDTH jingle, here's a re-record/re-write of the very first jingle I ever wrote for The Tony Kornheiser Show. Hopefully you will agree I've learned a thing or two in the past 18 months and that this sounds a bit better than the original.

(Mr. Tony)
Woah, How’d you get to work?
Woah, What’d you eat for lunch?

Here comes Tony’s mailbag
Got your e-mails, faxes, and your notes
He’s gonna read some
for all you folks
he’s gonna read ‘em from the mailbag

I can’t believe I’ve been doing this so long
I’ve spent so many nights
writing mailbag songs
Maybe I should try to get a life
and spend time with my wife
No, no, no, why would I do that?

Woah, what’s your neighbor do?
Woah, how much can you bench?
Woah, think I’ll fade this out...

A parody of Billy Joel, "The Longest Time"