Lyrics

Some days I have to call them cause I’m confused
Despite how I try I can’t help but think that sometime I’m gonna lose
And I’ll tell you why
They think I’m crazy
Cause I don’t know their location
But can you blame me?
This extra eighty bucks is more than commission.
There’s something new with this odd bill inflation
I just define it as a phone bill situation

When corporate wants to call me, they drop me a line.
Don’t they know who I am?
The PR agents that they are say they sympathize
“Have we got a deal for you!”
“It’s only eighty this month and then only forty.”
“Aren’t we so dandy? Don’t feel so bad, it’s just you don’t really matter.”
“We’re glad to offer such a small consolation.”
That’s it
I’M BOILING EGGS! It’s just a phone bill situation.
That’s all it is


After the excellent version of "Roxanne" by KJ about the "phone bill situation", I was hesitant to release this, but I'm finally starting to get back to how I was feeling a while ago. This is one of my favorite Billy Joel songs too!