Lyrics

The Nats have a guy
His name is Trevor
and he gets no one out
I mean like EVER
and up in Baltimore
they've got Chris Davis making 91 million
and he's ohhhhhh for fifty.......

And yeah, yeah, these guys were once great
yeah, yeah, but now they both suck
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah
What if Davis faced Rosenthal?
They can't pitch or hit the ball
Would there be a result at all?
Or would they both just go on home?
No balls were hit no strikes were thrown.....

By Joe Aro
Parody of "One Of Us" By Joan Osborne