Lyrics

It’s not right, now I’m uptight, got a bad attitude.
Where is my email? I don’t have a clue.
Still haven’t heard from Southern New Hampshire State U

“Hey, mate, time to update. Just press yes now.”
This I could do, didn’t have to ask how.
Well, I was wrong should have first asked around.

How am I supposed to get through my day?
Been missin’ out since took my spam away!

I hate my phone, I’m telling you.
Can’t update ‘cause if you do you are screwed!
I want to chuck it through a brick wall that’s true!
because I hate my phone. Apple I’m done with you!

*A parody of I Hate Myself For Loving You by Joan Jett and The Blackhearts