Lyrics

I hear that Tiger won today
Everybody warned me, "Monday, stay away!"
'Cause I don't give a rip about golf
It's true, yeah
But I'll tune in to hear the gang
And Sandsy lose their minds again
And Michael going deep with golfing trivia

Is the fescue hosel-grabbing?
Glutes-a-firing, Is my club face
Square at impact?