Lyrics

I met up with Natalia, Trump Tower on Fifth Avenue
How was I to know she was with the Russians too? Huh?

I had heard about some e-mails with the husband of my little sis.
Where's the Smartest Man in Washington? Ab', get me outta this.

We were talking about adoptions, somehow got sidetracked,
Abbe Lowell, I need your Genius. And Alternative Facts!
Please make Alternative Facts! I need Alternative Facts!

Gonna hide behind the White House, Abbe's doing what he can.
Can we try Executive Privilege? My name's the same as my old man's.

Send the Smartest Man in Washington!
Send the Smartest Man in Washington!
Send the Smartest Man in Washington!