Lyrics

Listen up to me!
Chatter’s a for-profit business.
Let me tell you...Wait; I’ve got a read!
(Buy some Firstleaf, Buy some Firstleaf)
And we shill to pay bills, but don't call us sonsabitches (not sonsabitches).
Just bankruptcy that I’m trying to quell.

We’ve got stuff to sell, stuff to sell!
Chatter T-shirts sell very well.
Buy them for just twelve bucks, just twelve!
We’ve got stuff to sell, stuff to sell!

*A parody of "Ring My Bell" by Anita Ward