Lyrics

Tony's a WALL-OF-FAMER
More impressive than....
even being a HALL-OF-FAMER
Tony's a Doctor of Letters
Slightly less impressive than
a zookeeper or a lion tamer, wouldn't ya' say?
A 2 Time Emmy winner....
Slightly less impressive than....
paying the Socialite's check at dinner
An ESPN A-LISTER.....
is slightly more impressive than.....
never winning that damned Pulitzer
Tony K

Lyrics/Vocals by Joe Aro
Parody of "She's Got A Way" by Billy Joel