Lyrics

They're known as choking dogs
because the Caps
they never win in May
They can claim all the Presidents' trophies
but when it counts
they don't show up to play
I just saw Sidney Crosby get slayed!
But he doesn't need to play anyway...
'Cause Alex Ovechkin disappears
he does the same thing every year!
We don't need Maury to find our Daddy
we just can't beat the Pens
Poor Craig Laughlin, Prayers for Joe B.
holding frustration in
I'm not just angry, I'm embarrassed
The Caps are CHOKING DOGS AGAIN

Lyrics/Vocals by Joe Aro
Parody of "SECOND CHANCE" by SHINEDOWN