Lyrics

**Because for Jingle #250, I had to go back for a 4th time.......

"Fifty Ways To Blow A Nats Lead"........

The problem is all with your relievers can'tcha see ?
The answer is easy if you'd spend some damn money
A closer ain't cheap, no team will give you one for free
there must be 50 ways to blow a Nats lead
Bryce knows this bullpen isn't stacked with a full deck
but at least nobody out there throws their hands around his neck
No they just pee themselves
Late inning leads they all get wrecked
You know there's 50 ways to blow a Nats lead
50 ways to blow a Nats lead
Ya' just let the ball go, Joe
Let 'em hit it in the lake, Blake
That ball's long gone, Shawn
What'cha doin' to me?
Try not to cuss, Dust'
'cause there's no one you can trust!
They just hit it in the lake, Blake
There goes another vic'try
Ya' gotta pitch not throw, Joe
We know you're in a tizz, Rizz
World Series or bust, Dust'
or you'll get fired you'll see
That ball's long gone, Shawn
Christ! Bring back Papelbon!!
We can see your boots quake, Blake
You'll get deported, just wait!

Lyrics/Vocals by Joe Aro
Parody of RHYMIN' SIMON