Lyrics

Pizza Dancer

Making my way into the District.
Heading to Chatter for trivia night.
I’m a little pessimistic.
The sign reads: “Chad’s, Friendship Heights.”

But inside, there’s Wilbon’s Chili.
Could somebody please explain?
If I were Tony, would it kill me
to put a board out with the new name?

Hire a pizza dancer, pay some kid to do this-
get down on the corner outside
and twirl a sign for Chatter. Maybe Alan Bubes
could do it in all his spare time.