Lyrics

She ran by me, then she pulled down her jeans
Jumped into a lifeboat that became a latrine
In the blink of an eye an old guy started to sway
Then I saw everything he’d eaten at the buffet

I was in search of a good time
Chose a petri dish on waves, yeah
I must’ve been out of my
God damned mind

Caribbean cruise
Now my bowels feel awfully loose
And our toilet will not flush
The aroma’s robust