Lyrics

We haven't had a Steely Dan cut in a little while, and since Any Major Dude Will Tell You this is an awesome original song, I thought I'd ruin it. Even for a Dan tune, this one goes back a ways

Any Major Dude Will Tell You

Tony never told a story he doesn’t think is a funny one
You try to poach the punchline you will be the sorry one

Tony’s attitude, if you intrude, surely will tell you my friend
There in Tony’s world, if you wanna be smart, you just won’t butt-in
Podcast guests should know what they’re for
Or by the next show they won't be there no more
Tony’s attitude will tell you
Tony’s attitude will tell