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1-877-Brand New Dog, BRND, Brand New Dog,
1-877-Brand New Dog, Welcome Chessie to the show!

Some people think you got the dog for companionship...you know, you're old and stuff...
Some think you go the dog so you have something to do at 4am....

But others think the timing of the procurement of the beast is a bit too opportune-

It's early March (or late February for Kevin) and on the sports calendar this period is known as a month of Thursdays....because nobody and I mean nobody cares about game 64 in the NHL or the NBA....

So that means you're looking for crap to talk about and Boom Goes The Chessie....a month of potty training tales, dogs chewing on shoes stories and maybe if your lucky, this one also eats some cash, so enjoy the new pooch, we look forward to the adventures and remember-

Those plastic bags from the Refugee Safewa, they are now going to be worth their weight in.....well gold....