Lyrics

Lyrics by the OAO John Fitzpatrick. Thanks for writing this for me, John!

He’s been way down, you want him up (hey!)
Already eyeing Augusta
But Wilbon’s voice, he brings you down
Mike’s skeptical ‘bout his next round
You won’t pipe down, and I’m fed up (hey!)
Switch topics 'cause I've had enough
But you can’t stop, you’re rolling now

Please talk some more about Tiger, his driver
His shirts all fit tighter
Can he be the champion?
This golf talk is such a bore!
Putting, chipping, he’s trying
Can he be the champion?
This golf talk is such a bore!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
This golf talk is such a bore!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
This golf talk is such a bore!

*A parody of "Roar" by Katy Perry.