Lyrics

Well Chuck Todd is the host of Meet the Press
And he should probably stick to doing what he does best
Cause on this show, his picks are poooooooooo
And by the way he didn’t even go to the U
(he went to George Washington, why doesn’t anyone talk about this?!)

*chorus*
(under .500) It’s where he lives
(under .500) Every pick that he gives
(under .500) All analysis wrong
(under .500) That’s why I made this song
Under .500, hundred