Sharp Dressed Man [Lord Stanley Edition]

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A parody of a song by ZZ Top.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 06/12/2018  Released: 06/12/2018  First aired: 06/21/2018

Lyrics

For Ovi....and the hangover that's going to last longer than the NHL playoffs

Sharp Dressed Man [Lord Stanley Edition]

Drinks beer, drinks booze
Got no idea where he is going to
Lost tooth, he’s sky high
Each place you look you’re sure to see this guy
Ain’t stopped drinking since this party began
Yup, they’re the world champs, Ovechkin‘s still drunk, man

For past sins, they’ve made up
For heavens sake they won the Stanley Cup!
Hey Ted, just call Dan
It’s time you bought the football franchise, man
Riggo plus Ovi, the bender would never end
Caps are world champs and Ovi’s still drunk, man


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  • eaneumay in los angeles, ca
    Brilliant!
    2213 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    This is terrific. Going Nationwide.
    2214 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Thanks Hampton and Joe! I will fire up the Eliminator and drive it all the way to JingleFest (PS, I am doing another ZZ Top number for Liz Clarke at that event)
    2214 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    I just love it! Had to share.
    2214 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    I shall spin my furry guitar in salute for you.
    2214 days ago.