Lyrics

(three verses in well under a minutes so let's hear some guitar - whoo! ... great Joe)

Bass boat shoes, will never see a boat
Duck boot shoes, the Lillehammer's are out
Bought a blue sweater, it'll never wear out
Bought some ties, and threw the old ones out

Dragged the young dog home and drove to the mall
Did me some shopping for only me alone
I bought some socks on sale on Black Friday
I bought socks, socks, socks they were cheap like rain
I bought some socks, some socks, on sale on Black Friday

Saw a license plate, so I texted my son
He said Dad are you buying a present for someone
I said not a chance son, its Black Friday
I bought socks, socks, socks they were cheap like rain
When I die you can have all the sweaters that I never used

vocals: Joe Aro in Ellicott City, MD
lyrics: Robert Szkolnicki, in Winnipeg, Manitoba