Lyrics

I close my eyes, only for a moment
And then Gio's gone
All Nats dreams passed when he brought Scherzer out to pitch relief
Dusty can't win
All we know is Dusty can't win
Same old song, can't win in the clutch
much like that hockey team
All they do crumbles to the ground
Because this is DC
Dusty can't win
All we know is Dusty can't win
Oh, ho, ho
Now, don't hang on, Strasburg went forever, much to our surprise
It slips away, and all your money won't another series buy
He'll get you in
But in the playoffs Dusty can't win
(In the playoffs Dusty can't win)
Dusty can't win
(He'll get you there but he just won't win)
All we know is Dusty can't win
Can't win

SO excited about my first jingle! Many thanks to Elliot Olshansky for the idea, and to Joe Aro for tweaking my lyrics and recording it! ~Claire