Lyrics

I remember writing some emails at midnight
to send to Mr. Tony's show
I glanced up at the sky and I scratched my head
Kevin said there would be snow
Although his forecast usually sucks
he gives it a shot
The newscast ain't much better
but it's all he's got
'Cause he don't know squat
How does he keep his slot?

He's an orange guy, a bald guy, he's an old guy
I used to read his columnettes
He's aging fast, well past his prime
but SHINGLES hasn't got him yet
Unlike all the other hosts
he'll send you some swag
When he's off the air in June
it'll be such a drag
No more Mailbag
Here comes the mailbag......

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of Bob Seger's "MAINSTREET"
Probably a bit too long for the Mailbag.......