Lyrics

To the tune of 'The Boxer' by Simon & Garfunkel

I am just a poor Little
And my story's nothing new
I have squandered my existence
Writing email after email for the mailbag
I never win!
Bloody Nigel reads my messages
Then throws them in the bin

Well I've lost my home and family
For behaving like a boy
Writing emails to a fan club
For an orange bald and grumpy aging talking head
The TK show, reading emails notes and faxes
From the people that they know
Wondering only where my lonely emails go

Nigel why! Nigel why why why why why
Nigel why! Nigel why why why why why why why why why why