I Don't Want to Wait (Theme from Dawson's Creek)

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A parody of a song by Paula Cole.
Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 01/17/2017  Released: 01/17/2017  First aired: 01/26/2017

Lyrics

It was 1998
Cillizza’d just turned 22
Watching a show for teenage girls
Reading Sassy Magazine
Listening to N Sync
Posters of unicorns on his bedroom walls
And the estrogen flows like falling water

I don't want to wait
For this segment to be over
Sorry, Satch but I’m
fast-forwarding
I don't want to hate
We all have guilty pleasures
But this show has a guy on it called Pacey

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  • alantaylor in Lumberton, NC
    Great lyrics Paula. And you are the incomparable Robert Berg!!
    3065 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Thank you, from all of us. Big laughs at unicorn posters & pacey.
    3074 days ago.
  • John Tagliareni in Ankeny, IA
    I think I have now listened close to 300 times now, it gets funnier each time I listen. You truly are the Incomparable Robert Berg
    3079 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    As I said earlier, this is the model for politely crushing Chris. Awesome jingle!!
    3079 days ago.
  • Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
    The verse is top notch. Exactly what I was thinking while listening to the segment. And better than I would have been able to pull off.
    3080 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Hysterical.
    3080 days ago.
  • rkolpien in Zionsville
    You really need to have a like multiple times button for this song - this was so much fun - I've listened to it 3 or 4 times already. Way to go Robert!
    3081 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    Man, those lines in the verse are great. Sassy Magazine! I never could stand the characters names in this show. Kj - are you saying you're a "Truewel"?
    3082 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    I liked that show! And this jingle is great! So is Jewel.
    3087 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    Perfect. And people don't call him Satch enough lately.
    3087 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Top notch Rob.
    3088 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Giggling now, like a teenage girl.....
    3088 days ago.