Lyrics

Is there ANYTHING as annoying as this repetitive holiday music?

Apparently so.

NB - now full-length!!


Better harvest your nuts right now, man
Just go get her busy bee
I find him objectionable on every level
Where’s the cake? What a waste of time
Jesus, what am I speaking Chinese, Straight cash homey
Again with the chicken?? Every night
His show is terrible, and I’m really happy
Transgenders and hermaphrodites

They should be stabbed with cocktail forks
We have so much in common, we both love soup
But we don't have the chaputzva to do it
What's Argo mean - I don’t know…

Go measure my penis, let me get on the plane
Wow John Feinstein. Bye-bye Pervert
Just take a guess at how much I can bench press.
Well I do hope you’ll die soon

Go measure my penis, let me on the plane
Wow John Feinstein. Bye-bye Pervert
Just take a guess at how much I can bench press.
Well I do hope you’ll die soon

After "The Christmas Song" by the Velvet Fog (As recorded by Nat Cole)