Lyrics

Wow, what a Thursday show. Clean bacon? C'mon man! Nassau? Trash? Barkie? Sandie? Honestly...

Lyrics:
Last Thursday’s show Nigel read me the news,
told me a story ‘bout Panera’s new “food”
Cleaned their pork and now it's improved.
Nah, gimme that Dirty Bacon!

Now as I said it was a Thursday Show.
But he's in tune with what we need to know
Talking’ bout Nassau now, thanks Tone!
Now we know what Birdie in Trash means.

Birdie now you’re up
Barkie now you’re down
Greenie now you’re up
Bogey now you’re down

Chippie now you’re up
Bogey now you’re down
Sandie now you’re up
Le Cheeserie all around.

*A parody of "Dirty Laundry" by Don Henley.