Lyrics

I'm waiting with baited breath to hear who makes this year's inductees. Thanks to Jason. He makes everything sound better. A parody of the Script, "Hall of Fame" feat. will.i.am.

Yeah, you can be Checkers, you can be Chess
You can be a frisbee or erector set
You can be a baby doll, you can be a ball
Only the best toys get enshrined in the Hall
You can be Monopoly or alphabet blocks
Wait... they let in a cardboard box?
The blanket was inducted? This is insane!
What lamebrain is selecting who makes it…
 
In the Toy Hall of Fame
I get the Atari games
But a swing? That’s kind of inane
And a stick? Someone needs to explain
How are these things in the Hall of Fame?
 
I can see the kite, legos belong here
But the Super Soaker had one good year
He was probably on the juice. And what about Clue?
A teddy bear’s no toy but it’s in before you?
A blanket is a covering, a stick is a plant
Can you get these at a toy store? No, you can’t
And bubble wrap is packaging, how can you claim?
That what you would use to ship sticks should be…
 
In the Toy Hall of Fame
Cause some inductees are really lame
So could someone please explain
How bubbles should receive this acclaim
Before coloring book in the Toy Hall of Fame?
Why’s it in the Hall of Fame?
Who runs this Hall of Fame?