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Again, this could have been better but I just didn't have enough time. I suck in the podcast era.


Work is hard for Luke Russert
Psychologically smothered
and his rectum puckers 
When he’s asked to exert himself
 
Nearly twenty-eight years ago
Was born this indolent man  
in a dugout, but thinks he hit
a walkoff grand slam
A week into an internship
He told his former boss
“I’m taking a month, if you need me
I’ll be in Cape Cod”
 
Work is hard for Luke Russert
Might have a Thyroid disorder
Took an hour to recover
From making a Blue Apron meal
 
Luke gave NBC notice
In early summertime
It’s been 3 months
He’s living the good life
Wakes up at noon
lays on the couch
Cheeto dust covers his hands
Work is hard