Lyrics

Big thanks to Robert for the initial idea and collaboration along the way. And to KJ and Brad for the feedback, as ever.

"Can't Take My Eyes Off You"

Tone, what’s up with you and your crew
I can't seem to tune into you
You'd been on my radio
I’m wonderin’ where did you go?
At long last fall has arrived
Don’t know if you’re dead or alive
Is this some plot by Raju?
Can't seem to tune into you

Can’t hear you, Tony
While I drive in my car
Where are you, Tony?
Should I just call OnStar?
Can’t find you Tony
Just try’n to hear what you say

I’m baffled Tony
Can’t get this app to play
What’s iTunes, Tony?
What did Siri just say?
Where can I find you, Tony
Or are we through?

[Siri: Sorry John, I can't find the Tommy Porthauser Podcast.]