Lyrics

Why are you back?
Old age was your ticket out
so why come back?
To this dopey podcast your old friends can't figure out.
the names are the same as two months ago
but your dream of a paycheck are gone
you got to eat it like a schmoe
who thought they lead ya
(who thought they lead ya)
back here where we need ya
(back here where we need ya)
yeah, we needle him a lot
we're going to give him one more shot
welcome back
welcome back, welcome back, welcome back
welcome back, welcome back, welcome back