Lyrics

The Streak (but not the fun kind)

(Reporter):
Hello, everyone, this is your action sports reporter with all the sports that is news across the nation, on the scene in the Gopher State. There seems to have been some mediocrity here today. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I's standin' over there by the visitors’ bench, and here he comes, running the read option, first time in weeks, buttin’ out that Colt kid. And I hollered over to him, I said, "Don't
throw that pass!" But it's too late, he’d already hit the guy in purple.

(Chorus)
Here he comes, Boogity, Boogity
There he goes, Boogity, Boogity
Season’s over everyone knows

Oh, it’s a new losin’ streak
Boogity, Boogity
They didn’t win like last week
Boogity, Boogity
Still, he's as proud as he can be
Our tone deaf RG3
He might just be past his peak

Just said goodbye to Colt’s streak
Look at that, look at that
Colt’s got the clipboard this week
Look at that, look at that
There'll be confusion all around
Once again in Redskins town
Bring on the public critique

A parody of “The Streak” by Ray Stevens (once again, if there can be such a thing….)