Lyrics

Once there was an old man
who walked away from two years left on a cushy radio contract
because he thought that
he could make more cash on a podcast
He’d never run a business
he could barely use a credit card

Dumb dumb dumb

Once there was a young man who foolishly agreed to run his father’s digital empire
so he quit his day job
started a website and a Twitter
Now his Dad won’t quit complaining
and he’s looking for a way out

Dumb dumb dumb

Once there was a producer who walked away from a minimum wage job at Snyder's radio station
and joined the old man and his son on the podcast
now he’s an expert in COBRA
and he gets paid in koozies

Dumb dumb dumb

A parody of Crash Test Dummies, "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"