Lyrics

Thanks to the one and only Joe Aro, knocking this one out of the park.

Every afternoon he goes downtown
does a show called P.T.I.
Screaming about the way "He Had That"
to a knucklehead who's never surpri-i-ised.....

For 25 years on 980
with just a couple stops on the way
He yelled and he begged us for some free shit
until Michael found a brand new way-a-ayyyy

But unless he gets a sponsor, he'll be starting to write
and his fingers no longer ty-y-y-y-ype

He is an old, orange bald man with a podcast
coming to your Iphones in the fall
But Mister Tony, grab your checkbook
because you're gonna hafta pay for it all-all-all