Lyrics

I've wanted to do another mashup for a while, and I've always liked both of these songs, so why not jingle them at the same time. Big thanks to Steve for adding the awesome AC/DC lines in the chorus, and shout outs to Luke and Kj for giving great feedback that helped me shape this ridiculous thing.

Satch is...
Biting dogs, he's on a roll
But don't ask him if a bird is an animal
Or if bone china is really made from bones
He's too busy putting windows in his third home
You really think he's the sheep?!
He'a buried three that we know about
The Bizzaro John Wick, he's no boy scout
Cause his superpower is killing without consequence
You'd cower if you knew what happened to the basement hippopotamus
Don't think for a second he'll ever forget
You may think it's trivial if you're Grenier or Kendrick
But he won't shed a tear, though he knows "Jesus Wept"
The best blurb the back of a book can get

So do wear white, when on your bike at night
And when it rains, feel free to tell Michael
But keep that bike outside on the rack
Or you'll get smacked like that guy who tried to fly a jet pack
He keeps it 100, but not on his bat
It's written on his plundered abundance of straight scratch
He'd rather drive, than wait for Amtrak
And though he doesn't ride, he likes to call out what's whack
He's on fire, speaking out for the 99
But let me be clear when I say "on fire",
I'm using an idiom, a prepositional figurative
Not like the Metro, which literally is
Cause without the 99 he couldn't be a 1 percenter
He remembers what he said, and you can bet it's vengeance
So to all you Rajus, F You, cause he's not afraid to use
Bryce Harper's favorite sentence

Satch keeps track of what he yaks
-Satch keeps track
He's got tee times and Purple Line
-He's gonna set 'em straight
Shovel that for a PTI hat
-Satch keeps track
He's got fears, bites ears
-He's gonna set 'em straight
Satch keeps track

Parody of "Black is Back" by Public Enemy crossed with "Back in Black" by AC/DC