Lyrics

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and style
I’ve been running for only about a year
But now stand on top of the pile

I was ‘round when low-energy Jeb
Had his moment and asked for Mom
Made damn sure Little-Marco
In the Florida race would bomb

Pleased to meet you
I think you know my name
But what's confounding the pundits
Is the way I played the game

I won big in that old Hoosier State
Hey Lyin' Ted it's a HOOP not a RING
Finally closed-out poor Kasich
He was one for thirty-something....

I got great hair
Don’t really care
Who I might upset
With what I say

Pleased to meet you
Through sleet, snow or rain
Ah, what I plan to do is
Make This Country Great Again
(I got the best words!)
(Huge, huge) (Huge, huge)

LYRICS: NEIL IN ROCKVILLE, JOE ARO, STEVE LIPTON
VOCALS: JOE ARO, STEVE LIPTON