Lyrics

You Fall to Pieces (a la Patsy Cline’s I Fall to Pieces )
Lyrics by Ed Butt and KJ; sung and produced by KJ

You fall to pieces
Each time the playoffs begin

You fall to pieces
You even gag on your phlegm

You win lots of games, like you always do
But then the Cup begins, and you choke like dogs again.

Yes, each time when you vie for the Stanley Cup
The puck drops and
You fall to pieces

The puck drops and
You fall to pieces