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So, TK's thoughtful anti-Jersey-plated Fiat, pro-giant ape rant the other day...

The first thing that came to my mind was: Donkey Kong... Super Mario... and somehow I ended up drawing inspiration from The Sopranos as well...

To the tune of the Super Mario Bros. Theme:

Every time some Jersey girl
Pulls into my hood driving a Fiat

I wish I had a giant ape
I don't care if the driver's Kate Middleton

I would hand my ape a sledgehammer and I'd
Tell it if she dares park backwards

Go and smash that little orange Italian
Vehicle

If I had a dollar for every time I'd
Wished my dog were a giant ape

I could probably afford to purchase
A Trump steak

Oh sh*t, that's Carmella Soprano
Running from her car toward me

I may regret yelling so loudly
Would ya get off my lawn please, honey?

Is this the end for Tony?
Shrieking again, he calls out for Siri

Snapchat Michael please I may
need to help the cops ID my killer

If only Tone had understood
Siri don't work when you no use words good

Maybe he wouldn't have been dumped
Like a Czechoslovakian into his trunk

*Game over*