Free Stuff (Girl Crush)

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A parody of a song by Little Big Town.
A Collaboration by Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK, Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota & joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 02/16/2016  Released: 02/16/2016  First aired: 02/17/2016

Lyrics

Thanks to KJ and Joe for bringing my jingle idea to life. Turnaround time is amazing.

I want some free stuff,
some midgees'll do but I just can't get enough
Of Lucerne cottage cheese.
Waiting makes me mad
free parking makes me glad
But I sure wish that I had
Some coffee ice cream
My home is full of junk
but please don't let that stop you
I still got room at the sink to down some wine from you!
I won't drive anywhere
if Kevin says it might snow
I'll stay at the Mayflower
but at least I'll still do the show
Just send me some free stuff.
Send me some free stuff!

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  • Steffi Rubin in Chapel Hill, North Carolina
    Love the earnestness of the vocals laid over the ridiculous litany of items schnorred (begged) by mr tony
    3034 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Way to kill it right out of the gate Anita! Love the vocals in this too - harmonies are great.
    3058 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    And Brad, true to your writing talent, you picked the one thing (SALMON) that was left out. It was a no-brainer. Dammit!!!
    3061 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    So glad to have a piece of this classic. It's funny, all 3 of us had ideas for this song, and when Tony came out and said how much he liked it, it was like BOOM!! Thanks to the ladies!! Great fun!
    3061 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Thanks for all the kind words, y'all! Welcome to jingling, Anita! Thanks to both you and Joe for making this one such a blast to do.
    3061 days ago.
  • Shawn Corrow
    Bravo! A great smile to start my day. Thanks all!
    3061 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    Thanks for all the kind words but for everyone who has worked with KJ and Joe we how this works. I throw them some lyrics, they rework them with their magic and then sing the hell out of it. They were kind enough to let me post it which was probably the most work I did on the whole thing. Thanks KJ and Joe. You guys are the best.
    3062 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Anita, you've been holding out on us. Brilliant! Wonderful performance from KJ & Joe, to boot.
    3062 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    I just heard the podcast and -wow - that went over YOOOGE! You're making Jingles great again! Terrific job by all. And Anita jumps from the comments section into the collaborators! Woot!
    3063 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Right out of the chute!! Well done!!
    3063 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    Anita has caught the jingle bug?!!! holy moly did THIS go over well today.
    3063 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Listened to this on the drive in this morning - great stuff!
    3063 days ago.
  • Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
    Nice job Anita, KJ and Joe
    3063 days ago.
  • Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
    This is one of the best I have heard, completely loved every second of that, so great!
    3063 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    First time, airtime! Good job outta you!
    3063 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Yes!
    3063 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    No mention of salmon!! Travesty!! That's the BEST free stuff!
    3063 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Show Open!
    3063 days ago.