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First, my thanks to Jason for providing such a detailed roadmap of this segment with his earlier work. Although I did have to go back to flesh out some of the details and turns of phrase. Also, for his establishing the genre of the opening interpretive paragraph. Second, is it just me, or do Tony's accounts of flying have this same, non sequitur, random array, stream of consciousness delivery? Probably because his heart was going like mad and no he said no I won't NO!!.

This story’s legend, so here’s one more segment, for you that follow my flights
Millie leads me, no big shot treatment, through the security line
Jeannie Valentino was first to hear me start to lose my mind
Should get bumpy, so I’ll be grumpy, when we cross the Continental Divide

No I will not eat
Flying at 30,000 feet
Just the same, I still have human needs
This flight is so long, I’ll have to pee

Airplanes have such tiny bathrooms
Is that too obvious to say??
But one more pill and they might find me
Unresponsive on the plane


After "Tiny Dancer" by Sir Elton