Lyrics

Waking up at four in the morning
goes outside to get the paper
Reads it all then he drives into work
Just a man and his will to complain

Here comes Tony Kornheiser with his radio show
Tony's rich but he's still a stingy miser
Pretty soon he's gonna read some of your faxes and notes
Here comes the mailbag of Tooooony Korn-heiser!

A parody of Survivor, "Eye of the Tiger," in the style of Paul Anka from his "Rock Swings" album