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I did for the prodcast about a couple weeka after Wendy Rieger made her last appearance on the show. I'm posting it now to supplement John Fitzpatrick 's fabulous spate of Steely Dan jingles. Of course I see John has covered this twice already.

Third time's a charm?

Hey Wendy
You’re looking slimmer
You don't eat much
You just drink Merlot
You like the back seat
Of Tony’s Buick
Tone won’t make out with her
That Buick’s gone

Hey Wendy
You don’t know sports at all
You just check your emails
You sit there looking pretty
And let Mr. Tony dream on

She don’t hang at the Palm
No windows at home
Make Tony so wonderfully tongue tied

Hey Wendy
You don’t know sports at all
You just check your emails
You sit there looking pretty
Just keep slim in your sixties
And let Tone dream on